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Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 2:27 am

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IMMOKALEE, FL (KCTV) -


A 37-year-old Florida woman allegedly stabbed her boyfriend with an 8-inch-long kitchen knife after he farted in her face during an argument.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, was arrested last week for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

And perhaps not surprisingly, deputies say alcohol helped fuel the argument.


The Immokalee woman told Collier County detectives that she stabbed her boyfriend of six years after an argument broke out while the two were watching a nightly television program.

Burns' boyfriend told deputies that they began arguing over money. They both got up and went into the kitchen.

That was when Burns said her boyfriend walked by and farted in her face, according to an arrest report.

According to the report, Burns confronted him about the Fool and he became agitated, ordering her to shut up.

That's when deputies say the argument escalated and became physical between Burns and the 53-year-old boyfriend, Willie Butler. He allegedly chased her through the kitchen and threw a knife at her, which missed, according to the arrest report.


When authorities responded to a report of a possible stabbing, deputies found Burns' boyfriend standing front of his mailbox. He had cuts to his abdomen and left forearm.

While deputies were talking to him, they could smell a strong odor of alcohol from him.

He told authorities that Burns threw a kitchen knife at him, striking him in the abdomen. He then said she ran out of the house and returned shortly where another argument took place.

This time, Burns struck him with a stick in the left arm, causing another cut, according to court documents.

Burns' boyfriend made no mention of the alleged Fool, but did tell deputies that if Burns returned, "he would kick her (butt) and take care of her."

Burns denied cutting Butler, according to the arrest report. Butler was so intoxicated and combative that deputies said they could not obtain a sworn statement from him.


Burns remains in custody on a $50,000 bond.

Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 2:31 am

Just when you thought you've heard it all. ... :facep:

Maybe the other poster was right about America becoming a cesspool.

Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 8:21 am

What is wrong with people, everyone knows it's wrong to f*rt in peoples faces.... :facep: :wtf:

Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 10:50 am

I have seen MANY mugshots, almost all of them horrifying. SO, I figure there's one REALLY good reason not to get yourself arrested: that single mugshot will be how people think of you.

You can put up all the nice Facebook pics you want, but if you get busted: that mugshot is YOU!

The Classic:

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I am staying out of trouble! :mrgreen:

rjm
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Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 1:18 pm

If every man who farted in his other half's face got stabbed, we'd all be walking round like giant colanders.

Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 3:52 pm

The Pirate wrote:If every man who farted in his other half's face got stabbed, we'd all be walking round like giant colanders.



Yeah, but give the guy a break. The man has a gas problem. The bitch should've offered him a bottle of Pepto instead of a knife wound. Unbelievable.

Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 4:31 pm

"That's how it is when you inherit the wind".

I've been trying to think of a better FECC thread title but I've drawn a blank. :D

Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 7:32 pm

Maybe she thought the holes would help expel the gas... :mrgreen:

Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Wed May 15, 2013 9:09 pm

intheghetto wrote:Gee..uh...thanks for posting this. I can see you scan the web for the relevant news headlines. Please keep us posted on anything else in doodie-news.



I'll do my best. Doodie news is better than no news.

Re: Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts In Her Face

Thu May 16, 2013 6:34 am

Wow! What a world we live in...... :smt102