Drunk Lands In Hospital After Having Sex With Snowman

I kid you not..this actually happened....the 64 year old man ended up with a frostbite on his manparts and had to go to the hospital to get it treated......

The cops asked "Was it a snow man or snow woman?"

He said, "Why a woman of course!! What do you think I am? Some kind of Queer?"

I kid you not..this actually happened....the 64 year old man ended up with a frostbite on his manparts and had to go to the hospital to get it treated......

We can tell what type of newspapers YOU read!!! If it had been a snowwoman, I could understand such a thing!!

The cops asked "Was it a snow man or snow woman?"

He said, "Why a woman of course!! What do you think I am? Some kind of Queer?"

He got frostbite in his willy...................... & she still gave him the cold shoulder.......................

You know.....

These kinds of posts are what seriously makes me not want to be a member here anymore. This is an ELVIS board (even if this IS in the off-topic section) and I come here to read about Elvis - not read about a guy doing the "nasty" with a snowman.

Yes, I know you could say that my post about my driving permit was pointless but I knew in the back of my mind and in my heart that a lot of people here were rooting for me to acquire my driving permit (and I'm gonna study damn hard to get my license, as well).

The point is....this kind of stuff needs to STOP & STOP ASAP!!!

You know.....

These kinds of posts are what seriously makes me not want to be a member here anymore. This is an ELVIS board (even if this IS in the off-topic section) and I come here to read about Elvis - not read about a guy doing the "nasty" with a snowman.

Yes, I know you could say that my post about my driving permit was pointless but I knew in the back of my mind and in my heart that a lot of people here were rooting for me to acquire my driving permit (and I'm gonna study damn hard to get my license, as well).

The point is....this kind of stuff needs to STOP & STOP ASAP!!!

No one was hurt - well, only one little fella. It's pretty funny Tony.

This topic is not for people without a sense of humor / humour.

The cops asked "Was it a snow man or snow woman?"

He said, "Why a woman of course!! What do you think I am? Some kind of Queer?"

good one Andy.....lol

I don't believe it!

Do you know the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman?

Snowballs.

I'll never be able to think of "Frosty" the snow man the same way ever again.

This incident deserves its own theme song...

"Off with my overcoat. Off with my gloves.
I need no overcoat. I'm burnin' with love."

You know.....

These kinds of posts are what seriously makes me not want to be a member here anymore. This is an ELVIS board (even if this IS in the off-topic section) and I come here to read about Elvis - not read about a guy doing the "nasty" with a snowman.

Yes, I know you could say that my post about my driving permit was pointless but I knew in the back of my mind and in my heart that a lot of people here were rooting for me to acquire my driving permit (and I'm gonna study damn hard to get my license, as well).

The point is....this kind of stuff needs to STOP & STOP ASAP!!!

Chill out....Tony !!!!

I hope Rob will be okay!

I hope Rob will be okay!

The showers will never be the same.

You know.....

These kinds of posts are what seriously makes me not want to be a member here anymore....

...The point is....this kind of stuff needs to STOP & STOP ASAP!!!

Hey, Tony, lighten up !

You can live by any moral code you choose, but don't try to impose it on others !

Funny post TCB Fan

You know.....

These kinds of posts are what seriously makes me not want to be a member here anymore....

...The point is....this kind of stuff needs to STOP & STOP ASAP!!!

Hey, Tony, lighten up !

You can live by any moral code you choose, but don't try to impose it on others !

+1

Remember the kid that got his tongue stuck to the pole in A Christmas Story? Well I'm wondering if the fire department had to come and free the drunk from the snowman by pouring hot water on his p*cker.

Remember the kid that got his tongue stuck to the pole in A Christmas Story? Well I'm wondering if the fire department had to come and free the drunk from the snowman by pouring hot water on his p*cker.

LMFAO. I just spat my coffee across the keyboard when I read that. Literally LOL!

Remember the kid that got his tongue stuck to the pole in A Christmas Story?
Well I'm wondering if the fire department had to come and free the drunk from the snowman by pouring hot water on his p*cker.

The hot water routine is a bit 'old hat' these days.

They now use a blow-torch.......................

Remember the kid that got his tongue stuck to the pole in A Christmas Story?
Well I'm wondering if the fire department had to come and free the drunk from the snowman by pouring hot water on his p*cker.

The hot water routine is a bit 'old hat' these days.

They now use a blow-torch.......................

A flame thrower would be more entertaining.

Does anybody feel sorry for the guy?

(Since "sex" was in the topic title, anyone was forewarned, but maybe it's the depersonalization of the man . . . that upset Tony. I don't know.)

I would like to know if anyone feels bad for a human being having fallen to such a condition? I mean, yeah, it's great slapstick ("free willy"), but it really happened, too.

rjm

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I hope Rob will be okay!

What about that poor snowman!!!!!

You know.....

These kinds of posts are what seriously makes me not want to be a member here anymore. This is an ELVIS board (even if this IS in the off-topic section) and I come here to read about Elvis - not read about a guy doing the "nasty" with a snowman.

Yes, I know you could say that my post about my driving permit was pointless but I knew in the back of my mind and in my heart that a lot of people here were rooting for me to acquire my driving permit (and I'm gonna study damn hard to get my license, as well).

The point is....this kind of stuff needs to STOP & STOP ASAP!!!

Chill out....Tony !!!!

And pardon the pun son.