Clearly you are new to this game and bumped far too early. For the sake of clarity, no bump shall be bumped unless the previous bumb has been bumped over a 'non bump applicable' topic. Thanks for keeping the thread alive though.
Police Squad detectives are interviewing the widow of Ralph Twice, a hard working family man:
Ed: "Did he have any enemies?"
Mrs Twice: "Well the Democrats didn't like him".