How many Elvis fans does it take to change a light bulb?

50,000,000
1 to actually do the work and 49,999,999 to say that with a better manager you would have had better light bulbs

?

Just one.

But in a year or two, although there's nothing at all wrong with the original light bulb, he'll buy a new one because it apparently shines a little brighter than the one he originally bought and it comes with a book of instructions plus an 8x10" glossy suitable for framing.

Five.
One to change it,one to say they preferred the old 50's atomic powered lightbulb,one for the slightly out of fashion but efficient hollywood 60's bulb,one for the energy sapping huge 70's lightbulb and one for the remix.


norrie

Five.
One to change it,one to say they preferred the old 50's atomic powered lightbulb,one for the slightly out of fashion but efficient hollywood 60's bulb,one for the energy sapping huge 70's lightbulb and one for the remix.


norrie

- brilliant.

Five.
One to change it,one to say they preferred the old 50's atomic powered lightbulb,one for the slightly out of fashion but efficient hollywood 60's bulb,one for the energy sapping huge 70's lightbulb and one for the remix.


norrie

- brilliant.