This lady golfer is clearly used to having a long, thick item in her hands. She’s putting her lips to good effect. I expect there’ll be another ‘hole in one’ later. I think this will require a 6 iron for an effective putt. I hope he doesn't miss the hole and end up in the bunker etc etc etc……..
They don’t make snowmen like they used to! What happened to carrots for noses and lumps of coal for eyes? Honestly…..do the youth of today have any scruples????
Did you know the term 'QWERTY' keyboard comes from the configeration of the first six letters on a standard PC keyboard? I wanted to post a pic that depicted this but couldn't find one. This will have to do.......
Delboy wrote:Did you know the term 'QWERTY' keyboard comes from the configeration of the first six letters on a standard PC keyboard? I wanted to post a pic that depicted this but couldn't find one. This will have to do.......
I always wondered about the strange things that Rusty types !
Maybe this is the explanation.....................
Colin B Judge a man not by his answers, but by his questions - Voltaire
Recently I witnessed a shoplifting in Marks and Spencer’s ladies department. A large breasted woman stole some 36HH bras! I was asked to identify her at an identity parade but for the life of me couldn’t pick her out! I’m going again tomorrow for a closer inspection……
Did you know that Heineken brewed in the UK is now 5% ABV as opposed to the 3.2% we used to get? Well you do now. I asked this girl to pose with a can of Heineken so you know exactly which beer I’m talking about……
Delboy wrote:Did you know the term 'QWERTY' keyboard comes from the configeration of the first six letters on a standard PC keyboard? I wanted to post a pic that depicted this but couldn't find one. This will have to do.......
I always wondered about the strange things that Rusty types !
Maybe this is the explanation.....................
Time for a topical pic. Wimbledon is in full swing and as usual Maria Sharapova is wowing the crowds on Centre Court…..particularly the guys…….except perhaps the chap on the right of dubious sexual orientation……
It saddens me to report that George Michael has been found slumped behind the wheel of his car whilst under the influence of cannabis AGAIN! Of particular concern is the amount of cannabis involved. High, even by Michael’s standards. George, if you’re reading this, PLEASE get help before it’s too late! Oh, and your last single was shite!!!!!
ColinB
Rusty Martin*
