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Chinese Comments on Elvis Songs

Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:44 pm

Saw this on AEK :

Man who so hurt, probably not be able to sing about it.

Man in ghetto, face down with gun in hand... have fake gun, real gun not
still be there.

Man who search for wife in Kentucky rain, search for sister too.

Man who wish came true, not ask for enough.

Man who say you never walk alone, probably stalker.

Man who indescribably blue, probably been dead long time.

Man who ask do you know who I am, probably not need to find out.

Man who think Mary pretty in morning and pretty in evening, probably
have Mary working all day long.

Man who wish he in land of cotton, probably never been black.

Kevin


Some are quite good !

Here's some of mine:

Man with wooden heart probably puppet on a string.

Man who call girl dog must be mongrel.

Man who sing about cuddly toy not man.

Man who sing about coloured footwear needs get life.

Woman that suspicious needs dropping.


See that first one ?

Two for price of one !

OK - could you do better ?

Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:01 pm

Colin can you please explain the "mongrel" and the "suspcious "..I just dont get it:

here are a few more! :D

Man who seek Fame & Fortune need good luck charm

Man who rubberneck stranger in the crowd just pretend

Man who kiss' cousins go beyond the bend

Man who have hard headed woman have hard luck ....

Man who kiss her quick probably do too much monkey business

Man who dont know girl of best friend party too much

Man who rhumba in sports car drink too much Marghertia

Thu Jan 26, 2006 11:14 pm

Ok Ok Suspicious ..refers to " caught in a trap Cant let go ....." ? still scratchin my head about the dog.... and

Man who think he like it there probably not marryin kind ....

Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:25 am

These don't have to bring in two song titles, you know !

I just did it accidentally.

Elvis calls his girl a 'hound dog' which is a pretty low thing to do, so he must be a mongrel to do that.

Just keeping the canine reference going there.

Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:56 am

Man who is loving you can't be loving me.
Man who walks a mile in my shoes is going to have very painful feet.
Man who stands in Kentucky rain is going to be very wet.
Man who surrenders is probably guilty.
Man who is lonesome tonight maybe has halitosis.
Man who was given a mountain will someday be very rich.
Man who rips it up will regret it because he will need it tomorrow.


Well, okay, my husband didn't think they were funny either!! And, yes, I better keep my day job!
sue

Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:39 pm

sue -

Yours aren't so bad !

At least you've understood the premise !

And the 'shoes' one is hilarious !

These will be my last words on the subject:

Girl returning letter so often not interested.

Man not bothered about lack of sunshine must be vampire.

Paralyzed man no cause to sing about it.

Man with lot o' livin' to do should stop singing and get on with it.

Man want precious Lord take hand already sold other parts to Devil.


And in the 'two for one' section:

Hard headed woman need man with wooden heart.

Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:11 am

ColinB wrote:Man not bothered about lack of sunshine must be vampire.


you have no clue how tempted i've been to make a silly fanvid out of buffy the vampire slayer to "i don't care if the sun don't shine". i've been thinking about it for several months... :oops:

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granny who get eaten by gator need good luck charm not polk salad.
shrimp who want go to louisiane won't end up in my wok.
woman shaped like canon ball won't be model.
if you don't care if you die (f,f&f), why still alive?
if man can look through girl's dress until she ain't child no more, man is pedophile.
why man go to heartbreak hotel instead of dating service?
why girls girls girls said 3 times when only 2 main girls in movie.
why is thou art[work] great?
man who wanna play house, need tonka truck.
how tiger and man interbread to make tiger man?
if woman talks in sleep, man gets beaten to bloody pulp.
man who want marrying on july 32, can't get married.
man who tell woman to tie chain around neck is kinky.
what if bridge over troubled water is made of rope and somebody cut rope?
man who has ex always on mind need move on.
if earth boy love angel, it would be interspecies.
why charo (note i didn't write charRo) have beard?
if boy want little sister not run from kissing him and already dated big sister, he need get out of south.

ok yeah, those were pretty bad.

Sat Jan 28, 2006 7:24 am

Elvis' Babe,
Those were pretty good!!

Colin,
Yours are all hilarious!!
sue

Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:17 pm

why man gay every morning...is he straight at night?
man who dances with wooden chair need girl.
man whose dog not catch rabbit need to set trap.
why man want to be touched by a He?
a hundred years from now man won't be crying because man is dead.
if milk cow not give milk and butter, sell to slaughterhouse.
if man got feelin' in body, that mean man is alive.
if man got stung, man need bug repellent.
if man sing love song of year, what will he sing next year?
how fit rainbow in pocket?

lame-o attempts pt. 2. :lol:

Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Elvis' Babe wrote:why man gay every morning...is he straight at night? it don't work like that being gay is 24/7
man who dances with wooden chair need girl. as prison inmates, they all did
man whose dog not catch rabbit need to set trap. but he might get caught in it
why man want to be touched by a He? and His Hand In Mine not bear thinking about
a hundred years from now man won't be crying because man is dead.very true
if milk cow not give milk and butter, sell to slaughterhouse. man got no milk & butter cos cow already gone
if man got feelin' in body, that mean man is alive. maybe
if man got stung, man need bug repellent. but man enjoying it !
if man sing love song of year, what will he sing next year? love song of next year ?
how fit rainbow in pocket? special fold-away model

lame-o attempts pt. 2. :lol:


Alright, I know I said I'd had my last word on this, but I lied.

Sat Feb 04, 2006 6:32 pm

Elvis' Babe wrote:
ColinB wrote:Man not bothered about lack of sunshine must be vampire.


you have no clue how tempted i've been to make a silly fanvid out of buffy the vampire slayer to "i don't care if the sun don't shine". i've been thinking about it for several months... :oops:



Do it. Could be fun :)

Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:39 am

TJ wrote:
Elvis' Babe wrote:
ColinB wrote:Man not bothered about lack of sunshine must be vampire.


you have no clue how tempted i've been to make a silly fanvid out of buffy the vampire slayer to "i don't care if the sun don't shine". i've been thinking about it for several months... :oops:



Do it. Could be fun :)


be scared. i actually did it. and the song is now driving me crazy, and i doubt that i can listen to it with a straight face ever again.

Click Here To Watch

warning: this contains more btvs/ats than you point a stake at.

Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:37 am

Elvis' Babe -

That was a scream !

Well done !

Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:06 am

i made another. yeah. be afraid. be verrrrry afraid.

That's When Your Heartaches Begin

not so much a scream, as it is a kleenex reacher. :lol: major spoilage for the plots here. you've been warned. i thought a few bits were clever/artistic though.

and it's another elvis song. if you just want to listen to the song, you can hear it here...just turn off your monitor. ;)

Tue Feb 21, 2006 1:12 pm

Elvis' Babe wrote:i made another. yeah. be afraid. be verrrrry afraid.


That was a scream, too !

[or Scream 2]

Hey, did you know the Elvis Infonet site is quoting our 'Chinese Proverbs', one every day !

And quoting Sanja Meegin as the source !

Who the heck is that ?

I think we should be told !

Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:49 am

haha. somebody actually is using those silly chinese jokes. amusing really. take it as flattery.

i've been making far too many of these suckers. enjoy.

Devil In Disguise
Just Pretend
Only The Strong Survive

as you can guess...i have far too much time on my hands, and a full harddrive(s).

Mon Mar 27, 2006 3:48 am

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Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:48 pm

I reckon Sanja Meegin is an alias of someone here !

Well, is anyone going to own up ?

Apart from Sam, who owns up to everything.