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The Non-PC Joke thread - Do not open if easily offended:-)

Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:56 pm

Post here your non-politically correct jokes. Here's one for followers of UK politics........

David Blunkett walks into work one morning. His secretary says "David you don't work here anymore, you've been sacked!"

David says "I know! Can someone tell my f***ing dog!!"

Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:59 pm

Gary Glitter has said that if he gets executed he wants cremating, and his ashes put in an etch-a-sketch so the kids can still play with him!

Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:56 pm


Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:56 am

Gary Glitter arrives home to find his girlfriend packing.

"I'm leaving" she says, "I've just found out you're a paedophile"!

"Whooh! That's a big word for a ten year old!" :twisted: :wink:

Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:13 pm

We don't hate her! :lol:


Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:14 pm

I don't hate you, Honey. Come to Daddy and let's talk about it.

Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:32 pm

You guys forgot Alizee??????

Delboy: BTW who is the young lady? :P

Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:38 pm


Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:03 pm

The Mexican Death Penalty! :D


Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:32 am

Islamic Extremist

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl' - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?

"The man says: - "I am an Iraqi!"

The next day the newspapers says:

"Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."