It Could Happen To You !

Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:03 pm

Funniest thing I read over the weekend:

A guy on holiday by the sea managed to get a barnacle attached to his member !

At the local hospital, a nurse tried to prise it off.

Trouble was, every time she handled him, he showed how much he liked her !

It needed a male nurse to complete the job !

Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:30 pm

Wishful thinking again Colin? :shock:

Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:32 am

Barnacle Bill. :oops:

Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:16 am

sam wrote:Barnacle Bill.

Sounds more like Barnacle Richard!! (cleaned up for Rusty*)

Tom

Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:59 am

Tom in North Carolina wrote:
sam wrote:Barnacle Bill.

Sounds more like Barnacle Richard!! (cleaned up for Rusty*)

Tom

Makes a change from me doing the cleaning up

Wed Oct 05, 2005 1:31 pm

Tom -

You could have said Barnacle Dick.

Rusty knows what a dick is.

She's had more....................... err......... let's leave it at that !

Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:25 pm

[quote="ColinB"]Tom -

You could have said Barnacle Dick.

Rusty knows what a dick is.

Yes Colin..its true....I`m partial to a bit of Spotted Dick with a dollop of custard :oops:

Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:05 pm

Rusty Martin* wrote:Yes Colin..its true....I`m partial to a bit of Spotted Dick.........

Not to worry, I got some of that cream that Sam recommended and it's all better now.

Tom

Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:44 pm

Tom in North Carolina wrote:
Rusty Martin* wrote:Yes Colin..its true....I`m partial to a bit of Spotted Dick.........

Not to worry, I got some of that cream that Sam recommended and it's all better now.

Tom

TOM....dont you trifle with me now :oops: