Stepping in cow dung
Elvis stopped and looked down at his much soiled boot. Then he looked up at the 51000 fans watching him.
Without missing a beat he turned and "limped" back towards he stage, every few steps pausing to try to shake the crap off his boot.
Later, after the show, Elvis collapsed in laughter "Did you see me step in that sh*t?"I think the sh*t got more applause than I did".
The venue being the Houston Astrodome - where 2 years ago thousands of "Katrina" refugees were given shelter.
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