Your Elvis Passion.

[MauriceinIreland]

Elvis loved his family, music, movies, clothes, cars, and motorbikes etc.

Obviously we loved HIS music...at his best.

How many of us wished for a Cadillac etc? Yours truly managed a 1956 Dodge Coronet in 1964:-) It cost more than the house we were living in at the time:-) Motorbikes came much later.

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[MauriceinIreland]

Editor, I'm beginning to feel like Kafka:-)

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[SouthPaw]

Are your googles prescription too?

[MauriceinIreland]

Southpaw asks, Are my "googles" prescription too?

So nice of him to inquire. I started wearing specs when I was 22 years old and since then have spent a small fortune on them...the last thin lense pair cost me 150 Euros. The goggles cost much less of course.

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This fetish some people have for my specs is worse than my Elvis statue obsession.......................well nearly

[Tom in North Carolina]

Yours truly managed a 1956 Dodge Coronet

.....and here's a pic of it:



What a pathetic and obvious attempt to make yourself look cool. LOSER!!!

Tom

[MauriceinIreland]

TINC, Nice timing you idiot How cool is that?

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[Tom in North Carolina]

No problem. You set 'em up and I'll knock 'em down.

Tom

P.S. Have a nice day!!

[MauriceinIreland]

So long LIAR, you'll be back!

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The pennies just do not seem to drop in NC

[tupelo_boy]

FIGHT! FIGHT!

Quick before Mom and Dad get home!

Geoff

[MauriceinIreland]

FIGHT! FIGHT!

Quick before Mom and Dad get home!

Geoff

More of a massacre I would say:-) TINC is forever running away or seeking help from the usual suspects...not much of a man huh?

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[Tom in North Carolina]

So long LIAR, you'll be back!

OK, I don't even know what this means.

The pennies just do not seem to drop in NC

This either! Milhouse, did you eat an extra helping of Dumbass Flakes for breakfast this morning??

Tom

[MauriceinIreland]

Sorry TINC, I keep forgetting you are in NC where American/English rules

Usually well read and discerning folk recognise colloquialisms. Have a nice day!

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[Tom in North Carolina]

More of a massacre I would say:-) TINC is forever running away or seeking help from the usual suspects...not much of a man huh?

You are so right when you say it's a massacre. You're just too stupid and/or arrogant to realize it. Also, when have I ever asked for help or run from a fight with the likes of you? I'm here, Milhouse, gimme your best shot. But, be prepared for me to do the same.

Tom

[Rusty Martin*]

GUYS..is it true what they say.. the bigger the car/motorcycle the smaller the penis?

[Tom in North Carolina]

Ask the rebel without a clue.

Tom

[MauriceinIreland]

Usual suspect number one turns up on cue. (Not by a PM I hope)

TINC you have proved to be totally impotent and the more intelligent guys here have seen your feeble attemps to insult me. You are just a child Sonny boy! Go play with your cartoons before I lose my patience.

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[ColinB]

Rusty -

You wrote:

GUYS..is it true what they say.. the bigger the car/motorcycle the smaller the penis?

Don't know, I don't drive myself.

And, as you know, I'm not lacking in the equipment dept.

[Tom in North Carolina]

Usual suspect number one turns up on cue.

Yeah, they're called friends. Where are yours???

Go play with your cartoons before I lose my patience.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooo yet another idol threat!? Sorry, Milhouse, but you've threatened me so many times, that I just laugh it off (much like I do your posts). Either **** or get off the pot.

Tom (Still waiting)

[MauriceinIreland]

TINC, The Liar.

What a puny adversary you are. Always repeating the same ol'same ol'

C'mon sonny boy stretch yourself!
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[Joe Car]

Rusty -

You wrote:

GUYS..is it true what they say.. the bigger the car/motorcycle the smaller the penis?

Don't know, I don't drive myself.

And, as you know, I'm not lacking in the equipment dept.

Colin, that's fricking brilliant! I'm rolling on the floor. From what I read, Milton Berle didn't drive either.

[Tom in North Carolina]

TINC, The Liar. Always repeating the same ol'same ol'

Yup, funny how the truth works that way.

What a puny adversary you are.

And yet you just can't seem to put me in my place. How odd?!

Tom (still waiting)

[MauriceinIreland]

TINC, But you are in your place....here!

This little universe nearly all your own..with your thousands of threads devoted to cartoon humour, as other people busy themselves actually having a life as you can see http://disney enjoy:-)

[Tom in North Carolina]

This little universe nearly all your own..with your thousands of threads devoted to cartoon humour, as other people busy themselves actually having a life as you can see

Alas, bespeckled one, if you only knew. Hey, I do like it here and I do feel welcomed. We can all see by your constant bitching that you don't, so why come back? I'll put my reputation on this board against yours anyday! At least I'm not so desperate for attention that I have to end each of my posts with a link to my self-promoting drivel. As I've said before, you're a punchline on this board, nothing more.

Tom

[MauriceinIreland]

I aint bitching at all simpleton, I'm just educating you in the way of the world. When you eventually grow up I'll be gone, but not from your memory.....mark my words!

http://disney

[Tom in North Carolina]

When you eventually grow up I'll be gone

Do I have to wait that long??

but not from your memory.....mark my words!

As usual, you wayyyyyy overestimate your importance to me, this board, and the Elvis world. Trust me, Magoo, I forget about you mere seconds after I smear your ass all over the board again and again. Until, that is, your inevitable next lameass attempt to look cool and gain attention for yourself.

Tom (still waiting)