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Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:04 pm

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I’ve officially heard it all. You can now pay to snuggle with another person. That’s right. Snuggle.

Need a hug, but don’t have anyone to give you one? Well, if you’re in Penfield, N.Y., Jackie Samuel is ready to help, for a fee of course. Jackie has launched The Snuggery because, as she describes it on the website, she believes in the healing power of touch.

Just be sure to bring your wallet. It’s $50 for 45 minutes of quality snuggle time, $60 for 60 minutes or $90 for 90 minutes.

However, be warned that there is absolutely no nudity or sex! Jackie doesn’t play that way.

And apparently snuggling is healthy, too. Studies have shown (can you believe someone has studied snuggling) that snuggling lowers stress and blood pressure … who knew?

Check it out.

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Sun Apr 28, 2013 5:05 pm

I snuggle ladies for free. :wink:

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:41 pm

zolderopruiming1 wrote:I snuggle ladies for free. :wink:


How much do you charge to snuggle guys?

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:45 pm

TCB-FAN wrote:Image


I’ve officially heard it all. You can now pay to snuggle with another person. That’s right. Snuggle.

Need a hug, but don’t have anyone to give you one? Well, if you’re in Penfield, N.Y., Jackie Samuel is ready to help, for a fee of course. Jackie has launched The Snuggery because, as she describes it on the website, she believes in the healing power of touch.

Just be sure to bring your wallet. It’s $50 for 45 minutes of quality snuggle time, $60 for 60 minutes or $90 for 90 minutes.

However, be warned that there is absolutely no nudity or sex! Jackie doesn’t play that way.

And apparently snuggling is healthy, too. Studies have shown (can you believe someone has studied snuggling) that snuggling lowers stress and blood pressure … who knew?

Check it out.


It's a shame she doesn't charge by the minute. One of those "spoons" cuddles would be nice and wouldn't take long.

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:45 pm

What's the big deal? As Rob's business manager I can tell you he's getting $100 bucks for a snuggle.

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:32 pm

jungleroombear wrote:
zolderopruiming1 wrote:I snuggle ladies for free. :wink:


How much do you charge to snuggle guys?


$10,000,000 per second

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:26 am

I can't afford the sixty bucks, I've lost all my money betting on the NBA Play-offs! :facep:

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:03 pm

Pete Dube wrote:What's the big deal? As Rob's business manager I can tell you he's getting $100 bucks for a snuggle.

Yes, but you are overbooking me and some of the ladies are not able to wait their turn. I'm also tired of being groped constantly. I am a human being with feelings, too. I feel so abused and taken for granted.

I'm getting damned tired of getting treated like a boy-toy by these women around here!

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:36 pm

Rob, we've talked about this. It's either over-booking you with the ladies, or I start booking you with the knob-gobblers. Those dudes are willing to pay $200 for a snuggle with you!

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:41 pm

Money isn't everything, Pete.

I'll stay overbooked.

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:27 am

Pete Dube wrote:I start booking you with the knob-gobblers. Those dudes are willing to pay $200 for a snuggle with you!



Any names ? :shock:

Re: Snuggle Up — Woman Charges $60 Per Hour To Cuddle

Tue Apr 30, 2013 5:00 am

TCB-FAN wrote:
Pete Dube wrote:I start booking you with the knob-gobblers. Those dudes are willing to pay $200 for a snuggle with you!



Any names ? :shock:


No names. Snuggling With Rob Inc. strictly adheres to a non-disclosure policy regarding clientle. Being discrete is one of the keys to success in this endeavor.