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Dead Mermaid on Ebay

Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:36 am

Check out this link.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... otohosting

Cool ... I've always wanted a mermaid laying beside me as we listen to the Blue Hawaii soundtrack, but this one looks a little vicious.

Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:46 am

she's quite fugly, ain't she?

i think i know how she was conceived though... (lol). she's the buckteethed offspring of:

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or possibly related to one of these chicks:

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jk. just having fun.

nice prop, though. going for a nice price too. it should be placed right next to barnum & baily's fiji mermaid (the mummified chimp with the fish tail sewn on it).

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though actually, on second look, it looks like a mummified jar-jar binks gungan offspring.

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Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:09 pm

Thanks for those great pics.

I don't know if you clicked on the ebay comments, but this guy is sticking
with the story that this thing is real.
If someone drops $1500, then I guess PT Barnum was correct.

Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:25 pm

TCB TED wrote:Thanks for those great pics.

I don't know if you clicked on the ebay comments, but this guy is sticking
with the story that this thing is real.
If someone drops $1500, then I guess PT Barnum was correct.


37 bids!!!

More than one I'd say :lol:

Geoff

Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:30 pm

loooooooool that's hilarious

Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:45 pm

If anyone has a living mermaid..just drop me a line..... :lol:

Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:47 pm

I´m so glad, this is off topic!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :smt033

O.S.

Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:47 pm

Christ, if I bought that thing I would have nightmares every night!