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Some Guys have all the luck.....

Thu Jul 13, 2006 10:26 am

Subject: Lucky Man Marries Thai Twins!
(Translated from the Thai Rath Newspaper, 24 March)

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, 23 March, got married in a pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously.


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On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings. Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

"When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible - I adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide, which one of them to chat up....!" He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, "I love you and want to marry you BOTH"'

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along, that they wished to marry the same man!

"It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man" the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:- "And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai"? to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile

"Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together"

Ms Sirintara finally told the press, "When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.

Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:11 am

Damn, those twins look hot!

That could just be the luckiest man alive.

A bizarre story. Thanks for sharing it.

Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:56 am

Two lovely wives and just one mother-in-law - how good is that? :D

Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:20 pm

I am happy my in-laws have no children. :D

Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:37 am

Bastard. So if one day they simultaneously get a divorce do the girls each get half, leaving him with nothing?

Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:48 am

The bootleg video of the wedding night should be quite a show.........

Re: Some Guys have all the luck.....

Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:50 am

"Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together"



Someone's already said it, but I'll say it again. Bastard!! :)

Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:55 am

But just imagine all that nagging - in stereo.

Sat Jul 15, 2006 12:41 pm

ColinB wrote:But just imagine all that nagging - in stereo.


You can only think of this...Colin you are getting old!!! :wink:



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