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Eminem Divorce !

Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:57 pm

After 82 days of marriage, Eminem has filed for divorce from his wife Kim.

This was the 2nd time they've been married [to each other].

Three months !

And they said it wouldn't last !

Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:09 pm

Wow 82 days, Impressive :lol:

Thu Apr 06, 2006 8:13 pm

I really have no time for that guy. But she must be a total moron for remarrying a guy who wrote a vicious song about her dying. Maybe they deserve each other and should reconcile :)

Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:23 pm

Hope he finds a rope and hangs himself soon! That´s one person I couldn´t care less about!


Sincerely MB280E

Re: Eminem Divorce !

Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:21 pm

ColinB wrote:After 82 days of marriage, Eminem has filed for divorce from his wife Kim.


Still longer than most of Lisa Marie's!!

Tom

Re: Eminem Divorce !

Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:32 pm

Tom in North Carolina wrote:
ColinB wrote:After 82 days of marriage, Eminem has filed for divorce from his wife Kim.


Still longer than most of Lisa Marie's!!

Tom


Apparently, Lisa has contacted him & asked:

"Just how do you make them last so long ?"

Re: Eminem Divorce !

Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:33 pm

ColinB wrote:Apparently, Lisa has contacted him & asked:

"Just how do you make them last so long ?"


Of course, this was right after she asked him:

Will you marry me??

Tom

Re: Eminem Divorce !

Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:55 am

ColinB wrote:Eminem has filed for divorce from his wife Kim.


I cannot begin to express how much this pains me. I've been pulling for them so. What a tragedy!


OK, I'm over it now.

Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:54 pm

Yeah, this really is shocking news.

Re: Eminem Divorce !

Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:27 pm

Tom in North Carolina wrote:
ColinB wrote:Apparently, Lisa has contacted him & asked:

"Just how do you make them last so long ?"


Of course, this was right after she asked him:

Will you marry me??

Tom


I almost laughed at what you wrote here Tom, but then I realized that this could be true given it's Lisa we're talking about. :shock:

Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:21 pm

KHoots wrote:Yeah, this really is shocking news.

No it isn't that surprising :lol: :wink:

Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:54 am

First of all TJ, which is worse..Eminem saying it...or you believing it. Here is a lyric for you.

I know that "just the two of us" would make you hate me this much
And just the two of us
That ain't got sh*t to do with us and our personal life
It's just words on a mic.
So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a show business pig
But the funny sh*t is that i still go with the b*tch




Here is some irony...on an Elvis board we are making fun of the subject?

Relationships are hard in show biz. Eminem took a second chance at least.

Though I don't think a 10+ year relationship ending should be made fun of. Elvis certaintly wasn't without his faults when it came to being a husband/father.

Maybe one should at least take a look at the lyrics to Mockingbird and When I'm Gone and look at it from a less ignorant view.

Mocking Bird and When I'm Gone


[Eminem]
Yeah...
I know sometimes, things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier - stiffen up that upper lip
What you cryin about? You got me
[Verse 1]
Hailie I know you miss your mom, and I know you miss your dad
when I'm gone but I'm tryin to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you wanna cry
Cause you're scared, I ain't there, daddy's with you in your prayers
No more cryin, wipe them tears, daddy's here no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Laney, Uncle's crazy ain't he yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got it this world, when it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls, two little beautiful girls
Lookin puzzled, in a daze, I know it's confusin you
Daddy's always on the move, mama's always on the news
I try to keep up sheltered from it, but somehow it seems
the harder that I try to do that the more it backfires on me
All the things growin up as Daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have got so bad between us, I don't see us ever bein
together ever again, like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just somethin that we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this'll all just be a dream

[Chorus]
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, I told ya
Daddy's here to hold, ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But I promise, momma's gon' be alright

[Verse 2]
Heh, it's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up and stuck 'em under the tree
and said some of 'em weren't from me, cause daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night cryin
Cause daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time, every house that we lived in
Either kept gettin broken into and robbed or shot up on the block
And your mom, was savin money for you in a jar
Tryin to start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars, 'til someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin a lot so momma moved back
on the Chalmers in the flat, one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD
and met Dr. Dre, and flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seein daddy on the TV
And momma didn't like it, and you and Laney were too young to understand it
Papa was a rollin stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cause all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscin
Lookin at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are, and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah, it's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

[Eminem]
And if you ask me to daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'ma give you the world
I'ma buy a diamond ring for you, I'ma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'ma break that birdie's neck
I'd go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat, don't **** with dad
Ha ha!

"When I'm Gone"

[Introduction]
Yeah...
It's my life...
My own words I guess...

[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These **** walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Curtains closing and sounds of footsteps]

Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:16 am

I just read an article on this...apparently this was their 3rd marriage. :shock:

Perhaps it will be like that movie the marrying man with Alec Baldwin and Kim Basenger. :lol:

Sadly I guess the real life couple ended badly as well and she actually died a drug addict.

Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:02 pm

Apparently Kim has cited Eminem's addiction to prescription medication as a factor in the breakdown of their marriage.

What goes around comes around..................

Sat Apr 08, 2006 4:47 pm

...on an Elvis board.

p.s. I don't recall Eminem making fun of Kim's drug abuse. His mom yes, but not Kim.

Apparently his Mom is the true drug addict, and of course alot of us are greatly effected by the way our parents raise us.

Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:13 pm

genesim wrote:...on an Elvis board.
Apparently his Mom is the true drug addict, and of course alot of us are greatly effected by the way our parents raise us.



That certainly is true.