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Major health breakthrough for men !!

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:17 am

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Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:18 am

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Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:28 am

I've heard of an apple a day....

But a breast a day suits me just fine!!!!


:D

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:32 am

I must admit, I'm feeling pretty good at the moment.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:33 am

Well, Delboy, I've been wondering why I feel so healthy all the time !

I wonder if it works with pics instead of the real thing ?

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:35 am

ColinB wrote:Well, Delboy, I've been wondering why I feel so healthy all the time !


With you it's the apple a day isn't it Colin??? :wink:



:lol:

Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:09 pm

You guys give me the "pip" :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:12 pm

Rusty Martin* wrote:You guys give me the "pip" :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And you know what you give me!!! :oops: :wink:



:lol:

Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:52 pm

ColinB wrote:Well, Delboy, I've been wondering why I feel so healthy all the time !

I wonder if it works with pics instead of the real thing ?


You need the real thing.
(unless looking at food makes your hunger go away :wink: )

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:26 pm

Luuk wrote:You need the real thing.
(unless looking at food makes your hunger go away :wink: )


But Luuk, that's the point about this 'breakthrough', just the looking is good for you !

You don't have to sample the goods !

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:40 pm

ColinB wrote:
Luuk wrote:You need the real thing.
(unless looking at food makes your hunger go away :wink: )


But Luuk, that's the point about this 'breakthrough', just the looking is good for you !

You don't have to sample the goods !


But Colin, what's the point of going to a candy store if you can't eat the lollies???

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:42 pm

sam wrote:Colin, what's the point of going to a candy store if you can't eat the lollies???


Well, I guess the occasional lick won't do any harm !

Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:48 pm

WARNING !!

It is recommended that you make everyone in your workplace aware of this health breakthrough before ogling the breasts of female co-workers. I wrongly assumed that looking at the breasts of your attractive, female co-workers and on the internet at work would be actively encouraged. I have been slapped in the face three times and have just been sacked. It is clear that Health and Safety at work is not the priority some companies make it out to be. Be warned !!

Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:49 pm

ColinB wrote:
sam wrote:Colin, what's the point of going to a candy store if you can't eat the lollies???


Well, I guess the occasional lick won't do any harm !


Err...... perhaps I should point out that it is better to limit this activity to those ....um.... 'lollies' you know well !

Complete strangers are not so concerned about your health and are likely to be affronted by such behaviour !

Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:26 pm

No honey...........I'm on the Elvis website.

No.........I would never go to those other sites.

Those are Elvis' sisters.............OUCH!!!!!!

OW!!!!!!! Hey..........that's not funny. That's cast iro........OUCH, OH GOD........Uhhhhhhhhhhh..........gurglegurglegurgle.........

Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:30 pm

Scatter wrote:No honey...........I'm on the Elvis website.
No.........I would never go to those other sites.
Those are Elvis' sisters.............OUCH!!!!!!
OW!!!!!!! Hey..........that's not funny. That's cast iro........OUCH, OH GOD........Uhhhhhhhhhhh..........gurglegurglegurgle.........


Oh, the joys of married life...................

I'd almost forgotten !

Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:34 pm

sam wrote:
Rusty Martin* wrote:You guys give me the "pip" :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And you know what you give me!!! :oops: :wink:



:lol:




Indigestion? :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:44 pm

Delboy wrote:Image

Wow, this just made my day lol.
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:56 pm

elvispresleyfan1935 wrote:Wow, this just made my day lol.

Brad,

More importantly you’ve done your health a world of good. I think there’s a good case for making March 29th ‘International Breast Staring Day’. I have been doing my bit and have done nothing but look at breasts all day. I feel great !!!

Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:01 pm

Rusty Martin* wrote:
sam wrote:
Rusty Martin* wrote:You guys give me the "pip" :roll: :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


And you know what you give me!!! :oops: :wink:



:lol:




Indigestion? :wink:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


NOOOO ! back to our bunker and I'll show you!!! :wink:

:shock: 8)

Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:18 pm

Thanks, Delboy, for thinking of our health with the photo. That was very selfless of you. Mucho appreciado!

Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:26 pm

KHoots wrote:Thanks, Delboy, for thinking of our health with the photo. That was very selfless of you. Mucho appreciado!

No problem KHoots

I'm just glad I was able to contribute something positive to the board. :wink:

Re: Major health breakthrough for men !!

Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:30 pm

Delboy wrote:Image


I have decided to quit my current job and apply for a job that is better for my health: photographer of "page 3" girls.

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:15 pm

10 mins a day of staring can extend my life 4 or 5 yrs.


I might try and extend it 15 yrs and look for 30 mins a day!!!


:shock:

Wed Mar 29, 2006 11:26 pm

sam wrote:10 mins a day of staring can extend my life 4 or 5 yrs.


I might try and extend it 15 yrs and look for 30 mins a day!!!


:shock:


I just worked out that I'm immortal !