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Thank You Rusty!!!!!

Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:55 am

It was WONDERFUL!!!!!

Oh.......and for the curious out there........

Eat your heart out :wink: :lol:

Re: Thank You Rusty!!!!!

Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:48 pm

Scatter wrote:It was WONDERFUL!!!!!

Oh.......and for the curious out there........

Eat your heart out :wink: :lol:


Hope she did you one of her special breakfasts !

Re: Thank You Rusty!!!!!

Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:36 pm

Scatter wrote:It was WONDERFUL!!!!!

Oh.......and for the curious out there........

Eat your heart out :wink: :lol:


Naughty boy....that was just between us two :oops: :D :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Thank You Rusty!!!!!

Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:14 am

ColinB wrote: Hope she did you one of her special breakfasts !


You got a special breakfast??? :x



We never had time for breakfast...always to busy. :wink:


8)

Re: Thank You Rusty!!!!!

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:25 am

Scatter wrote:It was WONDERFUL!!!!!

Oh.......and for the curious out there........

Eat your heart out :wink: :lol:
....how a bout a few jokes?----
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A. He wanted cold hard cash!


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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"


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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.


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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.


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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.


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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.


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Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll


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Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!


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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?

A. In snow banks.


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Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick.


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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!


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Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog.


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Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!


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Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A. It let out a little wine!


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Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

A. Put a little boogey in it!


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Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!


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Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A. Odor in the court.


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Q. What did the water say to the boat?

A. Nothing, it just waved.


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Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!


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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?

A. They don't have the guts.


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Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:37 am

OOOOOOOOH...........JLGB, you're my friend. I love 'ya like a brother. A fellow ElvisCrawler.

But I am forced, due to the low quality of those jokes, to rescind your typing privileges for 10 minutes.

Startinnnnnnnnnnnng..............NOW

:wink:

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:49 am

Scatter wrote:OOOOOOOOH...........JLGB, you're my friend. I love 'ya like a brother. A fellow ElvisCrawler.

But I am forced, due to the low quality of those jokes, to rescind your typing privileges for 10 minutes.

Startinnnnnnnnnnnng..............NOW

:wink:
Hint:For kids!! how about....
The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.

Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this clear before they had their first meeting, so that it would not be unor confusing.

So their first meeting will actually be their first meeting and they will not have a meeting before the first meeting.

This should avoid having people show up for their first meeting before it is held, since to do so would be confusing to those who did so and this is what they want to avoid by reducing the confusion and lessening the repetition.
Last edited by Juan Luis on Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:54 am

MUCH better :lol:

Unfortunately, according to the atomic clock, you began writing 24 seconds before the ban was due to expire.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!!

Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:56 am

GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!! :)

Sat Jan 14, 2006 11:03 am

Hey, those are classics! I've got to join in...

Here are two Dean Martin jokes I'm crazy about..

You just remember the words of the great Joe E. Louis - who said you're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holdin' on.


There was a little boy who helped a nun across the street.. she said "Thank you, little boy," and he said "That's alright, lady, any friend of Zorro's is a friend of mine!"


Oh, and Scatter - I remember you saying you'd love to have the pinball machine, but I'll make an offer that's almost as good: you ever get a chance to make it up this way, and we'll play the heck out of it. :) Hope you and your family are doing ok, man.