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CLEAN JOKES

Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:24 am

i got a world joke book for christmas, and it had my sides splitting with soem of the stuff in it. this is'nt a side splitter, but this is definitely a good joke

George W.Bush was at an airport, and he saw an old man with a grey long beard and hair. he thought it was Moses, because he'd seen Charlton Heston in the 10 commandments as Moses. he asked the man 'excuse me, are you Moses'. the man looked at the ceiling, he ignored the most powerful man in the world!

George W.Bush was not used to being ignored so he said the same thing a little louder, the man just did the same thing

he tried a third time, again a little louder. finally the old man turned around and said 'yes i am Moses, but the last time i talked to a bush, i ended up ending 40 years wandering in the wilderness

:lol:

more to come, but first i need your input

Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:17 pm

Hahahaha, brilliant! :lol:

Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:26 am

ok, i'll post a short one for the next contribution to come in


a fat guy says to the other, 'you're round'

the other says: so are you, you big fat bastard :lol: