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Worst Celebrity Noses

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:12 pm

Worst/Ugliest Noses among Celebrities

(picking these noses was easy; the worst examples of what a proboscus grows into looking like.)



Marc Singer
Jerry Bruckheimer
Barbara Streisand
Kevin Bacon
Karl Malden
Nancy McKeon

re

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:20 pm

have a look at the french former champion of F1 :!:

alain prost

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Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:21 pm

Did Karl Malden sing? If he did then a duet with Barbra Streisand would have had value for those with a nose fetish. The video would have to have been in widescreen of course. :D

Where's Barry Manilow? :shock:

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:23 pm

yeh, Manilow and Vic Tayback

-forgot to pick their noses

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:41 pm

Does Michael Jackson count? Or just those home grown snozzes?

Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:44 pm

Jimmy Durante's proboscis needed it's own zip code.

Thu Nov 17, 2005 2:57 am

Michael Jackson and Tiny Tim! UGLYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! :x

Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:19 am

carolynlm wrote:Who's that french actor with the 'nose'?????Gerrard...somebody?


Gerard DePardu ?

and add Kid Rock

Re: Worst Celebrity Noses

Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:41 am

Graceland Gardener wrote:(picking these noses was easy;

Marc Singer
Jerry Bruckheimer
Barbara Streisand
Kevin Bacon
Karl Malden
Nancy McKeon


I think I'll stick with picking my own nose!!! :oops:

8)
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Re: re

Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:41 am

tcb4 wrote:have a look at the french former champion of F1 :!:

alain prost

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Geez, that guy looks a little like George Klein!

Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:03 am

Jamie Farr

Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:13 am

EagleUSA wrote:Does Michael Jackson count?


If so, he's at the top of the list by far.

Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:43 am

I'd say the worst in Karl Malden's...............by a nose! :D But then.....who nose? :oops:

Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:05 am

Delboy wrote:I'd say the worst in Karl Malden's.


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Might want to think again.

Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:23 am

EagleUSA wrote:Does Michael Jackson count?


Only to 21!!!

You see he..... never mind!!! :oops:


:wink:

Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:44 am

jennifer gray had a very different nose back in the day than the one she does now. it doesn't look like the same person...speaking of rhinoplasty.

cher is another one. and she looks better now, scarily enough.

bill clinton has quite the funnily giganimous ball nose.

harrison ford's swings to one side of his face--still incredibly sexy even in his 60s, imo.

tom cruise has quite the snoz as well.

sarah michelle gellar definitely has a uniquely weird squarish nose.

paris hilton's nose is just plain hooky.

mayim bialik aka blossom had a large nose.

david gest's nose seems like it's not long enough.

but mj's is just plain disturbing. :shock:

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and this is the puttied up version...one picture of the real thing on this page is enough to make me have nightmares.

::vomit::

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

latoya's as well, while we're at it.

Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:09 pm

EagleUSA wrote:Does Michael Jackson count? Or just those home grown snozzes?


Only reading the topic title MJ was the name that first came to my mind.

Still wondering why. :P