Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:36 pm
From the Internet:
Why Halloween is better than sex
10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
7. Less guilt the morning after.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
1. You can do the whole neighborhood!
Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:59 am
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Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:10 am
Last edited by firstname.lastname@example.org on Sun Oct 30, 2005 5:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
Sun Oct 30, 2005 2:51 am
OK that's the ten reasons Halloween is better than sex.
Now, how about the ten reasons sex is better than halloween