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Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:53 pm

I received this as an e-mail and didn't question that it was written by Carlin, who is one of my apologies.

Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out about the bullshit going on in New Orleans. For the people of New Orleans:  First I would like to say, Sorry for your loss. With that said, let's go through a few hurricane rules:
(Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)

#1.  A mandatory evacuation means just that.  Get the hell out. Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't it's your fault, not theirs.  (I don't want to hear it, even if you don't have a car, you can get out.)

#2.  If there is an emergency, stock up on water and non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the Government's fault you're starving.

#2a.  If you run out of food and water, find a store that has some. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them alone.)

#2b.  If the local store has been looted of food or water, leave your neighbor's TV and stereo alone.
(See #2a) They worked hard to get their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a mandatory evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their's theirs, not yours.

#3.  If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save some dumb ass who didn't leave when told to do so.

#4.  If you are in your house that is completely under water, your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If someone does want them, let them have them and hopefully they'll die in the filth. Just leave! (It's New Orleans, find a voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)

#5.  My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money shouldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your country some good and join the Navy.

#6.  Regardless of what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans; (Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice age for over a million years).

 #7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything. This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta work for what you want. McDonalds and Wal-Mart are always hiring, get a damn job and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for a living. President Kennedy said it best..."Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Thank you for allowing me to rant.
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Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:56 pm



Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:57 pm

Thanks for falling for (and posting) another Internet hoax.

There's no evidence this list comes from George Carlin. In fact, it has been attributed to another person (who also didn't distribute it) and it has been distributed anonymously.

Here's a link.

As it happens, a few of these points go counter to what Carlin has said on national broadcasts regarding his thoughts on Hurricane Katrina and the federal response to it.

Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:01 pm

Regardless of WHO said it, it's the truth!

Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:54 pm

Tha Mayor of N.O. is an idiot.

He begged people to come back and spend money there - but oops, Rita is coming, forget it, lturn around and eave again.

Now, come back and start spending money here.

$$$$$ That's all that matters to that politician.

Now he wansts casinos put there. Only the business district matters.
Hey, those school busses that never loaded people to escape....Shove his f****n slotmachines on the wasted busses. Climb aboard and gamble.

Lemme tell ya, due to spores and fungus and molds, and stagnate water, there's no way I would eat or drink anything in that city for a looong time.