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7 Things to do when the Internet is Down

Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:20 pm


1. Dial 911 Immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Go To Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.



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Re: 7 Things to do when the Internet is Down

Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:40 pm

the squirrel wrote:top 10 most interesting threads.....!!NOT!!

Make that 11.......... :roll:

Re: 7 Things to do when the Internet is Down

Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:55 pm

Delboy wrote:
the squirrel wrote:top 10 most interesting threads.....!!NOT!!

Make that 11.......... :roll:


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DISCLAIMER:
I Delboy, have no interest (financial or artistic), stake or knowledge of the rumoured EOT outtakes. I have no idea of the content, quality of this footage or even if it exists. In fact, I haven't even seen the original movie! I'm not even an Elvis fan!......IN FACT i'm a complete knob


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Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:54 am

Okay Sq....I apologise! I'd had a bad day! Truce?? :D

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Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:09 am

ok dell no problem

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Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:54 am

Things to do when the internet is down ?

How about:

Eat
Drink
Shave
Dress
Go out

On second thought, scratch that last one !

Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:27 pm

Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex

Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:36 pm

Big Boss Man wrote:Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex


I thought this thread was about when the internet was down, not when it was working.