Off Topic Messages

Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:41 am

Tom I actually was trying to push the "division" that I was accused of running from. Apparently it went straight over your head. SHOOOOOM :P

Though it is touching that you and Maurice are holding hands lately. Sweet. Do I get to come to the wedding? :P

Just messing with ya...but keep in mind, I never pissed on your march. Try to at least keep a perspective of the emotion behind this. I take it personally, because it is. Specialized behavior because of my pollitical stance.


When did I ever say that you should close the Docs thread? My statement was either keep mine open(which admin didn't and locked) or take a closer look at the real problem and take the necessary actions to solve the problem.

And no a freakin haircut doesn't give you a conservative honor badge. Nice try.

As for the personal attacks..yup par for the course for a liberal slanted messageboard. You speak to me of hypocricy. :lol: :lol:

Last I saw I wasn't trying to portray YOU(to be honest, I barely know who the f*ck you are!) as anything. I would have gladly kept my pollitics too myself if I and others weren't injected daily with attacks from the left.

It seems that the "enforcement" only comes when the "right" presence gets to strong. The favoritism is obvious. Gee why is the real Ass #1 not getting a public lashing. Last time I saw other then a few apologies, I wasn't calling people stumps and morons every other posts. Hell even Doc complains at how he would rather not have pollitical talks, but yet he makes 5 posts that start the war. Those were the ONLY contributions on the off topic for the last couple of months. Open your eyes Elvissessions and take a look at the real problem.

If you think you have such a real life, how about going back to it instead of being Mr. Monitor to the left cause, and maybe study up on fairness. Just some advice for you pal.

Sun Sep 11, 2005 3:26 am

Please, for my sake, line up all my liberal views for me, so I may go study those while I study the big book of fairness you've written.

We went around and around about this before, though you care to pretend that you've never tried to characterize me -- a lifelong Republican from a Republican family -- in any way before. There's the Genesim selective memory we know so well!

Obviously you've forgotten, too, that I paddled your ass for about a week until it was bloody in a thread in which you flailed around looking like the big pussy you are -- and as you're again proving to be.

Because that thread got lost in the server switchover, thanks for putting your petulance on display for us all again. Maybe this time we can preserve the record.

Your ability to take to heart parts of messages that specifically refer to someone else while clumsily attempting to dodge those parts that cut right to the heart of the reason you're a miserable piece of crap remains phenomenal.

You, needledick, are a monumental waste of space and a bit of a slimeball besides. You're not doing any of us any favors, and that includes the people who agree with you.

The shame of it is the people who share similar views on any subject -- even myself in some cases -- get completely drowned out by your noisy ignorance.

Please TRY to address this directly for all of us:

You come to a privately run message board and screech like a little girl about free speech rights that don't exist. You mock anyone who points out that the board has a stated policy that political threads can be halted without warning and then you piss and moan when someone finally acts on it. You promise us you'll never come back because your delicate girlish feelings got hurt, but yet here you are. You return -- unbidden -- with the statement that you've heard things have changed (?), so you're going to give the board another chance. Well, guess what, things haven't changed. You're still an idiot. So please explain why you're still here?

Until you can elucidate on that point, I have nothing further to say to you. But if you fail to answer that point, I will cheerfully remind you of it.

Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:54 am

Hey elvissessions...I love the phantom post of you paddling me. I am sure I could make up some fiction too, but there are much better writers for that. I stick with fact over fantasy island.

I gotta admit, it was pretty hard to wade through all the "needledick" "slimeball" "pussy" "idiot" "nimrod" "little girl" blather...but there is an explantion for this. It is called the little man complex and don't worry, it isn't going to hurt my feelings one bit. :wink: Though there seems to be inadequacy issues that could be a reflection of one's self. I am not Dr. Phil..but neither does one have to be a rocket scientist to see the unusual hate that you have festered since our last "showdown". And you say I cry??

Who said that I ever even stated you were a liberal or otherwise, I was speaking about how the messageboard was run. My statement still holds. I don't know who you are, and I really don't care. As far as me remembering the supposed square off, as you so wish to point out(in a "but please...I still matter...I still matter!" kind of way), I also don't remember the exact date of the last time I got the bloody sh*ts either. :lol:

Its true free speech on a privately owned messageboard certainly does not exist, but I would like to think that the owners would give a somewhat equal stance to all members. Maybe that is asking a bit too much.

You are also right that nothing has seemed to change...well actually that isn't true. I didn't think the hate for me could be anymore blatant. Instead of reeling against me in PM's now we have some dirty laundry hanging for all to see.

But to explain why I am here, its like Al Pacino said in Scarface... To f*ck with a liberal is fun...but for a laugh, I am gonna carve them up real nice!

Sun Sep 11, 2005 7:51 am wrote:...And Scotch, what's this "leftist, anti-Texas" BS? I LIVE in Texas. The only times I've been away from Texas I've spent in the most wholesome of red states, including Kansas and South Dakota.

Way back when I offered to direct people to my voting records here in Texas. We don't have party registration in Texas, but my years of voting in Republican -- not Democratic -- primaries should give some indication of my track record with the Republican Party...


I didn't know I was ever responding to you. I just jumped into Geno's thread because it looked like fun, and because I think the Doc posts way too many leftie posts. Political debate used to be banned on the off-topic board, but since the Doc broke the ban at will before, I guess it was easier to just lift the ban for everyone (except Genesim and GG) , rather than ask Doc to follow the rules all of us peons abided by.

By the way, I have voted in Democrat primaries, because I lived in a Democrat county for five years. If you live in certain one-party counties, and you want to have a voice in who makes the general election, you are forced to vote in the primary of the powerful party. The same principle applies to races in which one party doesn't put up a viable candidate. So just because you have voted in GOP primaries doesn't mean much...

That said, I don't even know what your views are. The thread was locked before it got to the meat of the subject.


Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:21 am

Me thinks Elvissessions is very paranoid.

Me thinks Geno has finnaly let DJC drive him absolutely mad.

Me thinks I need another beer.

Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:23 am

genesim, having that long electronic trail wiped out was the best thing that ever happened to you, wasn't it?

It just wiped the slate clean, as far as you're concerned. Too bad most of us have better memories than that.

You won't care to recall that the reason I laid into you the last time was because you wouldn't quit blubbering about the big, bad foreigners picking on the United States.

Hey, I don't like it either when somebody squats over the American flag and dumps a hurky Cleveland steamer on it, but at least I don't feel compelled to roll around in it like a baby and smear it all over.

The classic sign of the "little man" is the endless toy poodle yip-yap, and, little dude, no one here -- friend or foe -- is going to disagree that you are the noisiest little yip-yapper.

Let's swap names and addresses, and maybe we'll get a chance to find out who the "little man" is.

I posted my name and address here for all to see a while back. If you care to do the same, I know there are several people besides me who'd love to scrounge around in your past and find out what the hell went wrong with you.
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Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:43 am

Sorry, Scotch, if you got caught in the crossfire.

I took what you said the wrong way, but I do weary of this "If you don't like George Bush, you're a leftist" line that Genesim spouts (and then denies spouting, which is even more wearying).

Now that even fellows of the American Enterprise Institute are lining up to kick Bush in the crotch, as they were last week on TV, I guess that makes just about everybody in the country except Cheney and Rove socialist conspirators by genesim's so-called "reasoning."

Also, you're right that you can cross party lines in the Texas primaries, but at least on the GOP ballots you state that you ARE a Republican. I assume it's the same on the Democratic ballots, but I can't say for sure.

I state the party I consider myself a member of, as it seems the right thing to do.

But I have to say sharing any philosophical tendencies with a numbskull like genesim makes the prospect of changing sides awfully appealing. :lol:

Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:56 am

No big deal elvissessions, I guess I put myself in the crossfire.

As far as I know, the only time the party choice makes a difference in Texas is in a run-off. If you have previously voted in one party's primary you may not vote in a run-off for the other party. I'll have to pay closer attention to that when I vote against fellow Aggie Rick Perry in the 2006 state Republican primary. (I'm voting for Strayhorn).

Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:01 am

Yeah, Rick Perry ... that friggin' guy ... just the sight of his hair makes me mad these days.

Strayhorn's a strident one, ain't she? But at least she has a pair of balls :lol: I'm signing up with her, too, unless she lets me down.

Anyway, to explain my wild haymaker that inadvertently hit you a little further: genesim makes me apoplectic because he wants to define the entire conservative movement of America to match his own puny mind. I won't deny I go a little batshit on him once in a while, but damn it, he just deserves it so much. :D

Hell, I even apologized for giving Maurice a hard time once and I volunteered to take it easy on elvisgirl after she completely freaked out a while back. But genesim deserves no mercy -- primarily because he shows none.

Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:41 pm

After genesim accused me of being a coward because I didn't respond to this thread for a little more than an hour (by the way, how cuckoo is that?!), I guess I'd better mention that I'm leaving for the airport in about an hour and a half and am unlikely to be checking in to respond to his latest rants until I return on the evening of the 17th.

By the way, I can't help but mention that I'm traveling to Washington, D.C., and will be touring Congress on Thursday afternoon as a guest of my Republican rep office. I sure hope genesim doesn't phone ahead to warn them he's ferretted out my "coward behavior of a radical liberal," to quote him. (I ain't bragging, 'cause they're only springing for a crappy box lunch. Where the heck are my tax dollars going? :D )

If anyone in the D.C. area happens to be around at this time of night, drop me a line. I've got free nights Wednesday and Thursday. I'd be glad to treat any Elvis fan to a good dinner -- no box lunch. I can't think of a better way to escape the Reston, Va., Hyatt! :D
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Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:26 pm

Blue-Gypsy wrote:Me thinks Elvissessions is very paranoid.

Me thinks Geno has finnaly let DJC drive him absolutely mad.

Me thinks I need another beer.

What gets me is that all of this went on during a Saturday night. Please tell me that there were really better things to do.

Sun Sep 11, 2005 8:31 pm


This didn't happen during a Saturday night for me Rob. :lol: Saturday is one of the few nights that I get alone with my girl because of our opposie shifts.


What to do with you. First of all, lets clear one thing up. I didn't call you a coward because of a time block..I called you a coward because you only could respond where there was a lock on a thread. It does seem all too coincidental, and I am still waiting for an explanation to this fact.

But giving you the benefit of the doubt, a real man would have explained that there was more to say on another thread, or even a pm stating that you had nothing to do with it.

The rest is more blather about the "square off". Just keep dreaming buddy, but hey, why not finish it here. You have so many apologies, I think that "paddling" is starting to sound thin already.

Why would you want my name and adress? Derry is that you...knocking at my door? lol Sorry bud, been there done that. This is the internet and my whereabouts is not pertinent to this discussion. I have a family to protect, and I honestly don't need anymore threats.

Which by the way has alot more to do with why I left, and not some pollitical thread. So no thanks. Doesn't make me any less of a person, it just makes me smart.

Funny how you accuse of me of generalizing and yet you can't even get a username right. :lol: Kind of goes along with you saying that I ever said that "if you like Bush you are a leftist", not only did I never say that, but I didn't deny it either. :lol: Are you making this up as you go? Please go back and quote where I said YOU said anything. It still stands, I don't remember you. Odd as it is, in regards to me, maybe you just got me mixed up like you did with Scotch. :lol:

Talk about ironic, in order to score points, you even chalk it up to complete Three's Company misunderstanding to get some alliance. One word...PITIFUL.

I don't know what it is that you think I deserve, but first and foremost I deserve the respect laid out in the FECC rules. Your continued slander and name calling has to fit in there somewhere, but of course it is all down to who is enforcing.

Funny how you even try to blame me further:

genesim makes me apoplectic.....

As it stands, you do need some anger management. My "blown gasket" was all in fun. It would appear to be a misfire with some that just didn't get it....but hey you can't win them all. Well...when YOU are factored out of the equation. :lol:

Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:45 pm

It would appear that it is not posts / threads on politics that can ruin a message board but some people that unfortunately participate in them.

The guidelines may need to be ammended to take this into account.

Sun Sep 11, 2005 11:53 pm

What kind of crap is that?

So you are going to try to eliminate specific people from being able to speak?

FUBAR plain and simple.

Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:20 am

genesim wrote:What kind of crap is that?

So you are going to try to eliminate specific people from being able to speak?

FUBAR plain and simple.

Well the "crap" is called the truth. I thought I was just stating the obvious.
surely you must know that it is what people post that causes problems not the title of the thread on its own.

I am not going to do anything at all, it is not my board and I gave up moderating on it months ago.

The guidelines already state certain things are not allowed so I don't know what your problem is on that front.

No one is going to stop anyone from speaking, they just might stop them from speaking on here.

Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:48 am

No one is going to stop someone from speaking....hmmmmm like locking threads for no apparent reason???

When it comes to me, there are no rights. "They" have made it abundently clear that they don't care for my safety and they don't care if it is fair.

Despite that "I am still posting here saying f*ck the free world". :lol:

Thats an 8 mile quote for those who don't know.

Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:18 am

No one will stop you from speaking, well no one from here will stop you speaking, but they may stop you from speaking on here.

Just like you wouldn't stop me from speaking, but you might ask me to take my mouth somewhere else to speak it if i was inside your home and you no longer wanted my mouth spouting off inside it.

Well this is FECC's home - like it or lump it.

Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:17 am

Pretty deep Steve. Very deep.

By the way...if I lumped it, I wouldn't still be here would I?

Mon Sep 12, 2005 9:52 am

You think that's deep ?

Well this is the equivelent of someones house here and you've been invited into it.
Everyone has their own set of guidelines and rules in their house.

And you think that's deep.

Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:39 pm

Torben wrote:scotch

No. There is no god and there is no devil.

Apart from that, spot on.

Torben -
That's a topic for another thread! :wink: :)

Mon Sep 12, 2005 4:41 pm

Your right Steve.

Tue Sep 13, 2005 12:35 am

Have you finally flipped your mind geno??

It was a pleasure to see paddle your a** up one side and down the other!

Your making a even more of a total fool of yourself on this board!

Elvis fan

Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:34 am

Steve -

Actually, the guidelines don't forbid discussions about religion/politics.

They simply state that posts on these subjects may be deleted without warning.

Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:51 am

Jeff once again you can't stay out. :lol: :lol: what rationale? This Einstein can't even get the names right. :lol: :lol:

Then again, consider the source. Like you, the only defense is a bunch of profanity. You, Doc, and Elvissessions make a perfect team. Personal attacks and cusswords are your forte. When it comes to speaking with you, one must check their brain at the door.


Thats right, of course it pretty much ONLY applies to me. Thats ok though, cause I am the "fool". :roll: :roll:

Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:55 pm

You are a**hole genesim... straight up A**HOLE! You never call anyone names on this messageboard???!!!! HA!! You have called me many names, but you also like to post pictures for your little comedy bits. ie the picture of 2 men in a bath tub(trying to say it was me and Doc)... posting a picture of a **** doll with Lisa Maries picture on it... saying it was my fantacy! On and on...

YES IT WAS A PLEASURE TO SEE Spank your A**... like the child that you are!

Remember when you told everyone that you came back to the board because it had calmed down now... after your big GOOD BYE to the board? Well GUESS why it had calmed down???? IT WAS BECAUSE YOUR STUPID A** WASN'T HERE TO INSTIGATE FIGHTS AND KEEP THEM GOING ON AND ON FOREVER.....

Spank this bitches A** some more elvisessions!

You should really seek out some professional treatment. In the off chance that you are in treatment...... get your money back & switch therapist.

Elvis fan