funniest movie titles

let's laugh a little

put here what you think are the funniest or most ridiculous movie titles you ever heard

i begin with all french movies

"Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ " 1982 ( 2 heures moins le quart avant JC )

"toilets were closed from inside" 1976 ( les wc étaient fermés de l interieur )

shut up when you speak 1981 ( Tais-toi quand tu parles! )

My Wife's Name Is Maurice 2002
( Ma femme... s'appelle Maurice )

Pucker Up and Bark Like A Dog (1990)
Alex, the Toilet is Plugged Up aka Sandrone, la pulonia è sgorghello (1978)
Can I Go Into the Water with a Tampon? (1996)
Step into Liquid (2003)
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
Johnny Skidmarks (1998)
I Dismember Mama (1974)
Bongwater Butt Babes (1997)
deleted - see guidelines #2 O Mio (2003)

OK the last couple are porno movies which don'y count...or do they?

Well, if that's the case, Stephen, how about "Frisky Business" and "On Golden Blonde"??

Can this include porno-reworkings?

If so I'd like to nominate "Shaving Ryans Privates".

Geoff

very funny

put the ones you want but there are lots of funny titles especially among the z movies

On se calme et on boit frais à Saint-Tropez (1987)
translation "we calm down and drink cool in Saint-Tropez "

"Mon curé chez les nudistes " 1982
translation "My priest is sent in a nudist camp "

wolfman meets frankenstein
the mummy's hand
the blob
them
etc...

i actually like these. but the titles...lmao. bad. any movie that has two horror creatures and it's ? meets ?...and that movie actually wasn't a comedy--that's why it's ok for abbot and costello MEETS ?, but not a non-parody. lol

so, i married an axe murderer (you have no idea how many times i've laughed when i walk by the flick in blockbuster because of the title, i have no interest in seeing it though...not a mike meyers fan)

spaceballs...parody comedy, so it gets off scot-free. but it's still a bad funny name.

now for the aykroyd hall of funny titles--in his defense, he was on pot when he came up with the coneheads during snl :
my stepmother is an alien
coneheads

beetlejuice...it's a joke on betelguise--but it is a definitely giveaway that it's a comedy. taken literally, the title is hysterical.

most comedies have pretty cheesy titles (and i love most the movies on this list).

there's a disney movie called my mother has a date with a vampire. i hate to admit that i liked it. as i liked many of the old disney tv movies.

and dun dun dun, the 1992 buffy the vampire slayer movie. the name buffy and vampire slayer in the same sentence is cheesy--especially the name. funny the dumb blonde chickflick with a destiny to fight vampires played by pee wee herman (paul reubens) with a bunch of valley girl ditz talk that makes clueless look intelligent, turned into be such a damn good show and a spin-off.

now as far as bad movies go--the original little shop of horrors has to get some kind of award.

oh, can i put in the muppet's christmas carol as well, lol.

oh, and spice world. i actually enjoyed this movie a lot. really.

now for the elvis hall of f-shame:
girl happy
girls girls girls
harum scarum
paradise, hawaiian style
fun in alcapulco

live a little, love a little--bad title, but i love it. only one on this list i can hardly stomach is girl happy.

good ones elvis babe

"my stepmother is an alien" is "interesting"

Bang The Drum Slowly.

Well I'll never forget walking up to the booth and telling the girl that I would like to see Howard Sterns Private Parts!! She was like waaaaa?? We all had a good laugh over that one!

JEFF d
Elvis fan