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Joke of the Day

Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:40 am

A young, heavily pregnant Irish lass is involved in a car crash and is put into a coma. When she wakes up several weeks later, she discovers that she has given birth. "What happened to my baby?" she asks a nurse.

"Well, miss, you had a boy and a girl, and your brother Seamus is looking after them for you. We didn't know how long you'd be out, so he named them for you."

"But Seamus is a dickhead! What did he call them?" the girl asks.

"He called the girl Denise". "Thats not too bad," the girl says, "what did he call the boy?"


Tue Apr 12, 2005 9:01 pm

Delboy -

I find your jokes are sexist & promote geographical stereotypes.

Keep them coming !