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hey guys check this out

Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:33 am

i got this today in my e-mail what a laugh this was some kinda of
sick joke.


From: Mr DENNIS UKAR
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA PLC UBA
Lagos - Nigeria


Dear SIMPKINS,
I am the head of INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPT.of
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA PLC UBA
Lagos Nigeria. I got your contact through
Nigerian Chamber of Commerce during my research for a
reliable foreign partner who will help me move some money abroad.
In my Bank I discovered an abandoned sum of
$13.2million in an account that belongs to one of our
foreign customers who died along side with his entire
family in November 1997 in Auto Crash.
Since we got information about his death, we have been
expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his
money because we cannot release it unless somebody
applies for it as next of kin or relation to the
deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.
Unfortunately I learn that all his supposed next of
kin or relations died along with him at the Auto
crash leaving nobody with the knowledge
of this fund behind for the claim. It therefore upon
discover that I in the department now decided to make
business with you and release the money to you as the
next of kin or relation of the deceased for safety
keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is
coming for it and we don't want this money to go
back into Federal Government account as unclaimed bill.
The banking law Article 95 of our banking constitutions and guidelines here in Nigeria stipulates that
such money remained after six years unclaimed, the money will
be transferred into banking treasury as unclaimed
fund.The request of a foreigner as next of kin in this
business is occasioned by the fact that the customer
was a foreigner and share the same surname with you.And a Nigerian cannot stand as a next of
kin to a foreigner here. I agree that 30% negotiable) of
this money will be for you as foreign partner.
Thereafter I will visit your country for the
disbursement according to the percentages indicated.
Please be honest to me.
Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of the fund
to you as arranged you must apply first to the bank as
next of kin of the deceased.
Upon receipt of your
reply I will send to you text of the application
with the name of the deceased and his country and other information about him.
Note this transaction is confidential and risk free.



Best Regards.
Mr DENNIS UKAR.


now do any of you get this kind of e-mail.


curtis simpkins

Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:02 am

No Curtis I have not had this sort of email.
Sounds like a con to me. :wink:




:shock:

Fri Jun 06, 2003 5:15 am

I had several similar junk e-mails after registering with an Elvis newsgroup some months back curtis. They usually ask you not to pass details on. Probably because its one big raquet and they don't want to get caught out. I resent being sent crap like that. I don't even read half what comes through the inbox I just delete it.

Fri Jun 06, 2003 6:19 am

Curtis, my friend.

You are a lucky man to be selected :!:

My advice would be to jump in and get invovled - hurry before it's too late.

Fri Jun 06, 2003 6:28 am

you think i should kiwialan

i dont think i well. but it would get me every elvis cds and lps
heck i go buy bmg.

:lol:


curtis simpkins

and putout box sets of unreleased live show of elvis.

Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:21 pm

simpkins,
Could you be any stupider??? You must really think that we don't know that all of these idiotic posts of yours are just for attention. Grow up.

Tom

Fri Jun 06, 2003 4:49 pm

Curtis,

I would definitely do this ASAP.

Make sure when you get the documents that you complete
them in full giving them all of your bank account information
and account numbers so they can transfer the money
directly out of... oops I mean into your account.

Good God, man!

Fri Jun 06, 2003 10:32 pm

well i dont know about this i think that you guys get a kick out of it

and tom you dont have to reply my post if you dont like them
my friend.

curtis simpkins

Fri Jun 06, 2003 11:49 pm

Will, someone has to call you on your lies and deceit.


Tom

Sat Jun 07, 2003 3:23 am

tom go to hell

Sat Jun 07, 2003 3:41 am

Don't you mean "go to hill"?

Mon Jun 09, 2003 4:47 pm

KHoots,
That has to be one of the best comebacks I have ever heard on this board. Thank you very much for handling simplekins while I was out of town.

Tom