famous sayings of the colonel

Simon1 has already quoted the saying that I remember best, and now often use it myself - "How much does it cost if its free?". So true in so many walks of life.

He WASN'T a colonel. Just a businessman.

''The only thing thats important is for him to be on stage tonight... nothing else!'' - The friendly colonel in 1977.

''The only thing thats important is for him to be on stage tonight... nothing else!'' - The friendly colonel in 1977.

TOM PARKER you mean. (And even THAT wasn't his real name)

''The only thing thats important is for him to be on stage tonight... nothing else!'' - The friendly colonel in 1977.

TOM PARKER you mean. (And even THAT wasn't his real name)

yeah i know dries van kuijk

“Don't try to explain it, just sell it.”