In fairness, Junior, part of being "fifteen"((born in 1990!) is taking your licks, so consider it done.
Someday you maybe proud to have taken a lashing from the
likes of a Ger Rijf...!
I thought I knew a lot back in 1984, but alas, there was no internet (and
I barely knew of Elvis fan rags) where I could have been "smacked
Your time will come, as the song once went...