This is my Elvis Joke. I posted this one on the old message board.
If NUDITY offends read no further....
A biker chick goes to get a tattoo of Elvis on her upper thigh. The artist proceeds and completes it. The biker chick starts to yell and complain that it dosn't look like Presley.
She tells him to do it again on the other thigh and to do it right this time! The artist completes the second one and it comes out perfect.
The biker chick starts to complain again that it dosn't look like the king. As she is standing in the doorway without anything on, a biker passes by. She grabs him and asks him, who do they look like? The biker answers, "I don't know who the two guys on the ends are, but the one in the middle sure looks just like Willie Nelson......"